Moisturiser, after-sun, shaving balm and hair cream for men. And girls, if they’re so inclined. Cosmetic Lad is a calming moisturiser for after shaving; it also works as after-sun cream and hair cream. It has soothing aloe vera and linseed, antioxidant wheatgrass and lavender honey water to calm irritations. If you buy it for your man and they resist, wait until they’re asleep and rub it on their faces.